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Polymarket "before GTA VI" markets

The Polymarket "before GTA VI" markets are joke prediction markets asking what will happen before Grand Theft Auto VI comes out, such as Jesus Christ returning or a new Rihanna album. The list opened on 2 May 2025, the day of the first delay, and became a meme of its own.

Fan culture First seen: Updated October 16, 2026

Origin. Polymarket opened "What will happen before GTA VI?" on 2 May 2025, hours after Rockstar moved the game to May 2026. Its questions turned the "we got X before GTA 6" joke into percentages: a new Rihanna album, GPT-6, the return of Jesus Christ. The Jesus question made headlines of its own: after the November 2025 delay, its chance on the site jumped from below 20% to nearly 48% (gambling.com).

How people use it. Screenshots of the odds as punchlines and "even the market thinks..." jokes. The list closed on 31 July 2026 under its own deadline, and questions that had not happened were settled 50-50.

Example. The "Will Jesus Christ return before GTA VI?" card with a shocked face drawn next to it.

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