Loco Coast: lines for your videos
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Read them out, put them on screen or write your own in the same voice: short, deadpan, about games, never about real people.

Iguanito (Catchphrase: Cold news.)
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  Cold news.
  Wait, what?
  Thawed out.
  Servers down on launch night.
  Day-one patch bigger than the game.
  The leak was fake.
  Read the price. Felt a chill.
  Fell off the palm again. Climbing back up.

Don Chompo (Catchphrase: I live here.)
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  I live here.
  Nope.
  Spoilers in my feed? Nope.
  The couch on release night? I live here.
  Sharing my chips? Nope.
  Me watching the group chat melt down.
  I was here before the hype.
  Who invited me? Nobody. I live here.

Flamingita (Catchphrase: I saw nothing.)
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  I saw nothing.
  Psst. You didn’t hear it from me.
  Someone posted the ending. I saw nothing.
  Psst. Source: trust me.
  The group chat sent a “leak”. I saw nothing.
  Psst. The rumor was a rumor.
  Standing here since 1987. Seen worse.
  No spoilers. I’m plastic, not a snitch.

Grandpa Preload (Catchphrase: Any day now.)
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  Any day now.
  Waiting since 2013.
  Finally.
  Download speed: 2 MB/s.
  Queue position: 48,000.
  PC version when?
  My beard reached the parking lot. Still waiting.
  “Five more minutes,” they said. In 2013.

Val (Catchphrase: Chat, is this legal?)
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  Chat, is this legal?
  Chat, the trailer dropped mid-stream.
  12 viewers, 11 of them are me.
  Sick day on release day. Chat, is this legal?
  Skipping the tutorial. Chat, is this legal?
  Chat, I just saw my screen time.
  Streaming the ice machine. Hour six.
  Chat, clip that.

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